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taco bell employee: how are you today?
me: crunchwrap supreme

teenytigress:

SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY

literaryfool:

megaman2:

“howdily doodily neighbourino”

this is the funniest thing ive ever seen leave me

fishtwigz:

one of the few posts that actually made me laugh out loud

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ladies. be careful when u wear spaghetti straps. it might distract the boys. they’ll start thinking of spaghetti. they will get hungry. they will stop at nothing to get their spaghetti.

kelseyfitzherbert:

pofato:

awesomephilia:

These two kids who had never met before, decided to hug it out (via)

the lil gurl is crying cuz her foot

me & connor on the sixth.

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beautilation:

rose mcgowan giving zero fucks at the 1999 vmas

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